Philoso-fickle

Dearest, most kind and thoughtful readers and the like,

I am truly and deeply sorry for the lack of entries as of late, it seems as though I must have lost sight of what is truly important: Reductio ad absurdum. That's right, the one and only. That and chocolate chip cookies. But only the delicious kind. Expectially if it has coconut and oatmeal in it. With milk. MMMMM!!!!!!! If I was stranded on a desert island with only myself, a seashell and a palm tree, and could only have one thing to eat for the rest of my life, I would definitely choose (after some very thoughtful and careful consideration) Bran Flakes (preferrably Aldi brand, but I guess Wheaties, Total, or that one brand who's logo is a big "R" [Rascal or Ralph or Randall or something] would be acceptable, but seeing as I get to choose my one food to survive on for the remainder of eternity, I assume that it would be my unalienable right to select the brand of whatever it I were to so choose as well. So those last three lines had nearly no logical purpose.)

On a more silly-ish note, today we all gather to celebrate the Quebecian Flag Day (day of the Fleurdelisé). All I hope is that there will be a Parade of Town. I sure am wishing. Wishing upon a star! Oh and I hope that during the Parade of Town all the firemen and dancing clowns will be tossing out ragoût des pates de cochon to all the onlookers!! I can't wait to get my hands on one of those! All of my most crazy and wild dreams will come true if that comes to pass in the coming hours of the day!

Oh and BTW I memorized the entire Russian alphabet. It's awesome:

А Б В Г Д Е Ё Ж З И Й К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Ъ Ы Ь Э Ю Я

Yeah I learned how to type them, too!!

Пока Друзья!!!!!

I'm off to go drive around the block in my eco-friendly Saxon Roadster!!


Please Pass the Syrup!